Unfortunate Cookies has paused direct ordering, but Relish has them in stock, ready for shipping or in-store pickup!

Regular fortune cookies are a yawn. Unfortunate Cookies spice things up by putting a pessimistic spin on the usual “you are destined for greatness” type of messaging. There are 400(!) different unfortune options for a totally miserable experience.

Unfortunate Cookies Are Perfect For:

• Dinner parties
• Halloween
• White elephant exchanges
• Stocking stuffers
• Office gifts
• People you love and people you hate

Why They’re a Relish Fave

Unfortunate Cookies are legitimately delicious fortune cookies. (We wouldn’t carry them if they weren’t!) But what makes them novel is the dark-sided fortunes you'll find when you break them open. These are not for the faint of heart, nor for anyone who lacks a sense of humor. But for a Halloween party? They're gonna be a hit.

Product Details

• Baked in Seattle, Washington
• Each bag contains about 15 cookies; note that they are not individually wrapped
• Ingredients: Pastry flour, sugar, vanilla flavoring, eggs, water, and coconut oil