{"product_id":"unfortunate-cookies","title":"Unfortunate Cookies","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnfortunate Cookies has paused direct ordering, but Relish has them in stock, ready for shipping or in-store pickup!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRegular fortune cookies are a yawn. \u003cb\u003eUnfortunate Cookies \u003c\/b\u003espice things up by putting a pessimistic spin on the usual “you are destined for greatness” type of messaging. There are 400(!) different unfortune options for a totally miserable experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eUnfortunate Cookies Are Perfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDinner parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHalloween\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhite elephant exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStocking stuffers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOffice gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePeople you love and people you hate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhy They’re a Relish Fave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eUnfortunate Cookies are legitimately delicious fortune cookies. (We wouldn’t carry them if they weren’t!) But what makes them novel is the dark-sided fortunes you'll find when you break them open. These are not for the faint of heart, nor for anyone who lacks a sense of humor. But for a Halloween party? They're gonna be a hit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eProduct Details\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBaked in Seattle, Washington\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li6\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEach bag contains about 15 cookies; note that they are \u003cb\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e individually wrapped\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li7\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s4\"\u003eIngredients: P\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s5\"\u003eastry flour, sugar, vanilla flavoring, eggs, water, and coconut oil\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Unfortunate Brands","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43917192953915,"sku":"0001-2","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/9511\/9675\/files\/172e6353b8202a044f52d71919ed98f6ab3443fe7b5c6833e526d02a1ea300b4.png?v=1785979668","url":"https:\/\/shopatrelish.sbs\/products\/unfortunate-cookies","provider":"Relish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}